brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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