Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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