dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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