Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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