friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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