I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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