rhymes with "ouble enetration"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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