I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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