normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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