Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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