There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I want to be your penis for a week.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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