Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i just wanna soil my oats bro
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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