My nipple is on Facebook.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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