In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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