Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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