I like my sex mixed with concussions.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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