dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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