I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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