i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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