I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
