My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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