Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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