Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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