i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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