I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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