Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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