How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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