So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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