Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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