so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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