i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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