hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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