Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you didnt know i had herpes?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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