I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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