You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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