Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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