All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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