How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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