The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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