you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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