I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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