I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
