Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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