I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Found your dick twin last night
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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