I hope mine doesn't look like that
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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