He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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