Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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