we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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