problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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