Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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