Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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