Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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