Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
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