Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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