Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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